SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants is the endlessly cheerful sea sponge who works the grill at the Krusty Krab and lives in a pineapple under the sea. His lines stick because of his total, unshakable optimism, whether he's flipping patties, jellyfishing with Patrick, or annoying Squidward on the night shift. Below are his real quotes, each with the episode and scene it comes from.
“I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!”
“Beautiful, isn't it, Patrick? Someday I'm going to sail on one of those ships.”
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
“The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!”
“F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me.”
“I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah!”
“Aye aye, Captain!”
“Gary, come here, boy!”
“Squidward, you like Krabby Patties, don't you?”
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”
“Good old reliable rock. Nothing beats that solid, dependable feeling.”
“The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me!”
“I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo. Wumboing. Wumbology, the study of wumbo!”