Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh is the honey-loving "Bear of Very Little Brain" from A.A. Milne's books and the Disney films that followed. His charm is his simplicity: he thinks slowly, loves his friends, and is mostly wondering when the next snack is. These are real lines Pooh himself says, drawn from Milne's books and Disney's films, each with its source.
“Oh, bother.”
“For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.”
“I have been Foolish and Deluded, and I am a Bear of No Brain at All.”
“Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.”
“Nearly eleven o'clock. You're just in time for a little smackerel of something.”
“I suppose that's why he never understands anything.”
“What's for breakfast?”
“I wonder what Piglet is doing. I wish I were there to be doing it, too.”
“A simple hello would do, thank you very much.”
“Perhaps I could borrow some honey. Just a taste. A small lick, I should think.”
“The only reason for being a bee is to make honey. And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it.”
“Time for something sweet.”
“I wasn't going to eat it. I was just gonna taste it.”
“Is it raining in there? It's raining out here, too.”