Shrek
Shrek is the grumpy, swamp-dwelling ogre who just wants to be left alone until a talking donkey, a cursed princess, and a tiny tyrant of a lord drag him into three sequels' worth of adventures. His lines work because he says the quiet part out loud: he is loud about being an outsider, blunt with in-laws, and surprisingly tender when it counts. Below are his real lines, each with the film and scene it comes from.
“This is the part where you run away.”
“What are you doing in my swamp?”
“Ogres are like onions. Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers!”
“I'm an ogre. You know. 'Grab your torch and pitchforks.'”
“You know what? Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.”
“Thank you! Thank you, very much! I'm here 'til Thursday. Try the veal!”
“For five minutes. Could you not be yourself... FOR FIVE MINUTES?!”
“Well, here's a newsflash for you: whether your parents like it or not, I AM AN OGRE.”
“Stop! Back away from my wife!”
“Better out than in, I always say.”
“Calm down? Who do you think we're kidding? I am an ogre! I'm not cut out for this, Fiona, and I never will be.”
“This is the part where you run away!”
“Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again.”
“I know that the reason that you turn human every day, is because you've never been kissed. Well, by me.”