Pirates of the Caribbean
Captain Jack Sparrow is the rum-loving, fast-talking pirate played by Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the Caribbean films, starting with The Curse of the Black Pearl in 2003. He wins most fights with his mouth, not his sword, and always seems to be making a plan up as he goes. Below are his real quotes, each with the exact film and scene it comes from.
“But you have heard of me.”
“This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.”
“Why is the rum gone?”
“Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”
“Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.”
“The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do.”
“If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it.”
“Clearly you've never been to Singapore.”
“Complications arose, ensued, were overcome.”
“Nobody move! I dropped my brain.”
“I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.”
“Now... bring me that horizon.”
“Drink up me hearties, yo ho.”
“A wedding! I love weddings. Drinks all around!”
“Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.”