The Witcher
Geralt of Rivia is the white-haired monster hunter at the heart of The Witcher games. He is a witcher: a mutant trained from childhood to kill monsters for coin. He is gruff, dry, and honest, and he would rather dodge a hard moral choice than pretend one side is clean. Most of these lines come from The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, its Blood and Wine story, and the game's cinematic trailer. Below are his real quotes, each with the game and the scene it comes from.
“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definitions blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all.”
“Wind's howling.”
“Looks like rain.”
“Why do men throw their lives away attacking an armed witcher? I'll never know. Something about my face?”
“You don't need mutations to strip men of their humanity. I've seen plenty of examples.”
“Don't blame yourself. No witcher's ever died in his bed.”
“The nose knows.”
“Show me a pantry and I'll show you the mice.”
“I'm a man of many talents, but manipulating the weather's not one of them.”
“A true witcher should never abandon poultry in distress.”
“Traveled half the world to find you, but I never intended to force anything on you.”
“The witcher you slew.”
“Fascinating story. Any chance you're nearing the end?”
“Where'd you complete your training? School of the Snail?”
“Some advice before you go. Don't ever try to cheat a witcher again. Ever.”